Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door serv...

Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases

It's a hell of a risk

Please dont invite such people to your home

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Then only Goa is 100% clean

Never allow these people into your home

You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

That means

Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony

They are mainly sex workers

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Again

Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc

The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong

How can I get over a break up?

Lot of Advertising

She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money

If you are desperate enough to want paid sex

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Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case

Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman

Or blackmail

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Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

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